wow..this is some bullsh*t

The Repubs have decided that CRAZY is the new direction for America in 2012. I don’t know if you have been watching the Republican Presidential primary race, but if you have, it’s like watching 3 crazy people trying to up each other on the bat shit nutty meter. Monkeys throwing shit basically. This has been a very scary election process to watch this season; The sheer volume of Misinformation & bullshit has been amazing. They want America back; no they don’t want America Black anymore. The Right wing & the Tea party don’t seem to care about America or Americans, Just get that ni**er out of office. Real Patriots. I thought after seeing the Donkey show in Tijuana, There was nothing  that could throw me anymore. I mean after you see a woman take a Donkey dick to the grill, you are pretty much are over the OMG hump in life.  I went back twice to make sure of what I was watching. (Ok 3 times, don’t judge me.) But the Repubs & the crazy as fuck tea party have shocked me & so have the Americans that follow them down the rabbit hole. Is it 2012? Is it? The repubs have done it with sheer idiocy, lies and bravado. So I got to give them that. Even their lies that can be disputed easily, they stand by & ride it out. And the crazy thing is if they say it long enough the general public, who have sheep like conformist tendencies will believe it. I mean there are people who think Obama is the socialist, Muslim, Black Panther that is going to creep in their window and fuck their lil white daughters with his big black cock. Sheep, bahhhh bahhhhh.

The herd is thinner now that the other crazies have fallen out of the race; luckily they ran out of money to fund their insanity. Perry, Dummy. Bachmann, koo koo for coco puffs and Cain, uhh wow. And By the way there was no way Herman Cain was going to win the nomination, Two Black guys running, oh shit do the math, that means one of the black guys will president again, uhhh no fucking way dude, no way. Ron Paul has a level of sanity, but his crazy keeps popping up too, but his sanity is why he doesn’t have a chance in hell.

uhhhh duhhh.

Newt Gingrich is hanging in there like herpes. Lucky for Newt He has a sugar daddy that will give him money to fund his bat shittiness,
so he is still in the mix. He calls the president the food stamp president, (more whites are on food stamps than minorities by the way)
He says Obama is the greatest threat since Hitler? Really? Hitler? (Yeah Obama that is his plan, get those Jews!) The scary part is HE COULD WIN.

Who am I?

Now money won’t be the case for Mitt Romney, cause he has more money than god, (or the devil, whatever you choose,) and he can run forever. He believes because he was successful in the private sector that he can run America & be a good president. But this spineless jelly fish is so afraid of saying a progressive democratic thought because he knows the Tea party & the right wing conservatives of the party will prison rape him, reapeatedly. He morphs his position every other second like a child that wants approval. The right doesn’t really like him, but if He can get that ni**er out of office they will back him, SO HE COULD WIN.

Cause Jesus told me to

Now Santorum can get the money from Jesus, Cause he said god is on his side and wants him to be president,( Talk about a special interest group) so he is going to stay in the race. Santorum thinks that women shouldn’t have a say in contraception or really anything, sex should only be for procreation, and college is elitist & for snobs? And that is the tip of the I am crazy as fuck iceberg and AND HE COULD WIN.

You would think with all the bullshit that has gone down between the repubs they would have no chance in hell. BUT you know why anyone of these guys could win? Even with all of their bullshit. Well here’s the answer. Obama is still Black. The first win for Obama was a rip in the fabric of the universe and the time Continuim, an anomaly of epic proportions. But now the old racist ghost creeps back in, & Darth won’t stand for it anymore. Now even crazy as fuck, misinformed and not prepared doesn’t matter. It worked the 1st time with Palin, where her crazy trumped his blackness, she caught fire and made them relevant. And the thought of her being a heartbeat away from the presidency scared Americans to the Obama side, the Dark side if you will. They thought shit, I will let’s elect Lando Calrissian instead (the black guy in star wars)

yeah I"m prez

But Not this time around , “Race” is going to trump, logic, rationale, & reason. Crazy is acceptable. Fuck facts, and reality, that is for the left wing. I mean We already have seen that intellect is bad to some of the right wing, so you know that is out. So it’s going to be a interesting match up, and I have no faith in the American pub, cause they elected a straight dummy TWICE. I want you all to know If Any of these guys win the presidency; I am going to build a space ship, and learn Martian, (it worked for John Carter, and he found a hot Martian chick). There will be room for anyone that wants to go with me. Light Speed! Engage!

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SHANG -Things that make my ass itch VOL 1 2011
Ranting about the state of the world and how it makes my ass itch!
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2011, About to really make it really happen, we, me and  you the comedy Fans are going to show the industry what’s up! you ready? Let’s go!

Thank you Vegas  for  2  Sold Out shows at The LA Comedy Club at Eve @ Center City Las Vegas.
Check the review of the show.

Read Review
http://vegaswithlove.com/2010/11/14/a-weekend-of-sold-out-crowds-at-the-new-la-comedy-club

More big thanks For Sold out shows
Washington DC at the LOL Comedy Club

Wow what a great sold out show in
Harrisburgh Pa at the Midtown Arts Center

Thank you Las Vegas NV for the sold out show at the
Hard Rock Casino, AND for the people who couldn’t get in,
I will be back in a bigger venue!

ALSO

Thank you Chicago IL for the sold out shows at
Jokes and Notes!
The crowds in the Chi where off the chain!!

SHANG

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Well I booked more Dramas than I have ever in my career back to back. I had co-starring roles on NBC’S hot new HEROES, CBS’S CSI-VEGAS AND NCIS all top 10 shows. Also  I shot a Pilot for FOX called FACELESS written & directed by hot new director JOE CARMAHAN”NARC” & SMOKING ACES.  Produced by TONY KRANTZ “24″ THE PJ’S, & SPORTS NIGHT.

I did some mainstream shows, (I guess it had to happen LOL) I did THE SUITE LIFE of  ZAK & CODY. for ABC & THE DISNEY CHANNEL, so tell your kids. I guess they didn’t see my club set, cause they would have thought twice. (Did  he call the right wing Evil stupid fucking idiots? Oh my….)

I Got off some good lines on E’s Celebrity Fueds , they will re-run the shit out of it, so you will catch it. I knocked down two COMICS UNLEASHED for ABC. It also airs on TV ONE, so you can check it out there too. I was also featured on JAMIE FOXX’S LAFFAPALOOZA! Live From HOT”LANTA. featured on COMEDY CENTRAL. The DVD is out, I don’t get a dime for that, but fuck it it’s good pub. I taped ”THE LATE LATE SHOW With Craig Ferguson  CBS”. to everyone that sent the emails and watched thanks!! I will answer them all.

Also on DVD  is a movie  I did called  ”Devine Intervention” written & directed by Van Elder & BullsEye Productions.

I hosted and produced  BET’S ACCESS GRANTED. I Finsihed my contract with BET (No I didn’t get fired) I got to interview the stars of the movie and get some insight from the producers of the film, so it should be a good one. some of the Movie specials I hosted and produced were Barber Shop II, Beauty Shop, Unleashed, Rize, In The Mix, UnderClassmen, Get Rich or Die Tryin, Something New & Medena’s Family Reunion.

There will be more, I like producing, it’s hrder than it looks, but I like it and will do more. I will def let you know the deal on that.